donald trump

the orangest, blondest, mustiest, crustiest man youll ever meet

musty crusty donald trump with his ipad kid

by yass_queen April 16, 2022

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trump guilty

A case of gelatinous defecation who denies that his shit does not stink.

Secret Service Agent 1: Has the septic tank overflowed again?

Secret Service 2: trump guilty

by trumpblows June 13, 2023

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trump's breath

Trump's continual spewing of lies that makes one as sick as the odor of a dead hooker's cunt.

Donald Trump's breath is nothing but the worst putrid smell laced with lies to try to sweeten it up. In fact his lips might be those of a dead hookers cunt.

by hhillbilly January 24, 2020

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Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) diagnosable condition in which one acts irrationally towards 45th and 47th President Donald J Trump. TDS applies both ways. On one end of the spectrum, Trump Derangement Syndrome causes one to hate Donald J Trump to the point of fabricating or heavily misconstruing information to defame his character. However, Trump Derangement Syndrome applies to the other end of the political spectrum, as well. Sufferers of Type 2 TDS will often act sycophantic towards Donald J Trump, and defend him vehemently in online forums, or consistently insult those who do not share the same god-like view of Donald J Trump.

Left-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is a pedophile!”
Right-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is literally Jesus and will save us!”
Psychiatrist: “You both have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

by Big Fat Niggaballs November 30, 2024

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