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neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.
Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?
by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006
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notch in the bedpost

A person you've had sex with. Derived from the practice of tallying the number of sexual partners you've had by indenting your bed post. It is often used in derogatory fashion, by representing that a person is recognized solely as a past sexual achievement.
Tom: Hey, what happened with that girl...Sarah?
Kyle: Meh. She was just another notch in the bedpost.
by hambone skeet skeet November 19, 2013
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nuke the midget

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.
Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.
by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014
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The King of Five Nights at Freddy’s

Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s and no one shall take his crown
Markiplier is the King of Five Nights at Freddy’s
by TheFancySquid June 20, 2019
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Now we're fuckin' the right goat!

used as an interjection when an important correction or redirection is made.
Alston- "Finally, we found the right road on the map guys"
Will- "Now we're fuckin' the right goat!"
by bigblue1610 September 27, 2009
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not over the Hill

Those who cannot get over Hillary losing.
Poor Janine, protesting and not over the Hill yet!
by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016
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Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Exceedingly frugal, ridiculously cheap, unwilling or unable to let go of money when one should
"Trying to get this guy to pay for something is impossible...He could squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits!"
by Mr Jameson September 27, 2010
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