Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

An Adam Job

A job that should be easy in concept but is actually quite difficult in application.

Is this an Adam Job, because I don't know how we are going to get this done.

by Evanopie November 16, 2021

Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.

I want a smear job tonight

by Fweevi January 9, 2022

Gob Job

When she succ the coke off ur dick b

“Damn Goblins gettin that gob job from that Gob Groupie!”
“Let’s get it boys”

by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020

You’ll have that on em’ big jobs

A way of saying “crap happens “.
Coined by truck driver Johnny “high ball” Christopher in 2004, Louisville Kentucky.

Employee :” I dropped a concrete form on my foot!”
Boss: “ son, you’ll have that on em’ big jobs.”

by Worldword.org December 7, 2024

Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.

I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!

by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024