Hardened asshole 

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff

bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.

Hardened asshole by hot tea June 3, 2016

Hardcore 

When you choose the 6-night option on any given Spring Break/ beachweek/ graduation celebration trip. Any fewer nights is considered "soft core"

Let's go to Puerto Rico for a full week so we're hardcore.

Hardcore by Cdashley94 December 21, 2016

hardwicke

A person with a round head

That girl has got such a hardwicke

hardwicke by Lil field May 31, 2018

Hardcore Friend 

When you’re really good at being friends, and really good at hooking up all the time...but then staying pretty good friends.

Steve: Hey, this is Amy.

Brook: Oh, nice to meet you, Amy, how long have you two been dating?
Amy: Oh, we aren’t dating, we’re...
Steve: We’re Hardcore Friends!! *big smile*
Brook: ....oh....
Everyone: Wha???

Hardcore Friend by AKpax June 1, 2018

Hardware Store 

An even larger douche that Tool, Toolbox, and Toolshed.

Dude, I saw this guy pretending to give a homeless guy a stack of hundreds, but then he fucking dabbed on him and walked away, what a fucking Hardware Store.

Hardware Store by Arandomboi June 14, 2018

Hardunkachud 

Short way of saying, “a whole bunch of crap”.

Mary, “What did you do at the party?”
Mel, “Hardunkachud.”

Hardunkachud by Shockquan JaRilious December 10, 2018

hardwoodcarpet 

Hardwood carpet means when the dick is hard as a wood , and the foreskin is soft and furry like carpets!

Dawm your like hardwoodCarpet Loz

hardwoodcarpet by Ibeelzebubi March 13, 2019