hot monkey sex

wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.

After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.

by Rickee April 23, 2003

wild-monkey sex

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.

1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 11, 2006

Monkey Wish Bone

A Sexual Act! Best performed by a male with above average upper body strengh or with a really small woman. First she has to very flexible and put both of her legs behind her head. Then she lays on her back and you pick her up by her wrists. She is wide open and ready for you to start swinging her on your shaft. The harder you slam that pussy the more OOoohh-Oooohh-Oooohh sounds you get.

A manuever usually performed by wild Gemini men! Example: We had wild "monkey wish bone" love last night.

by Diallo aka Gemini July 8, 2006

Monkey D Luffy

That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.

Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.

"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."

by Kooper113 August 28, 2004

talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.

At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"

by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004

Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.

She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her

by The Shit Stuffer July 13, 2009

Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory

Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!

by noseed August 28, 2021