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James Story

means: Hello, my son James goes here. This school is horrible, the teachers BARELY teach anything. It’s gotten so bad that he asked me what a decimal was when looking at some old math sheets. And the worst thing of all is his Math Teacher, he told me that he was doing his math sheets and his math teacher told him to come in the hallway, and then he preceded to lead him to a dark closet and then told him to drop his pants and grabbed his balls violently and pulled out a razor and shaving cream. He then preceded to rub shaving cream on his balls and squish them around he then grabbed the razor and shaved. My son came home and he showed me his balls, they had razor bumps and cuts he also had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream and they had to amputate his left ball. He confronted the math teacher the next day and he denied it. 0/10 EXPERIENCE WILL BE PRESSING CHARGES
James story meaning 1 BALL

Girl one: did you hear abt James? he has one ball, 50℅ less chance he'll get up pregnant

Girl two: uhhh I have a confession..
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the james simmons

Complete and utter faggot who loves the cock and who lets lauren suck his dong
The James Simmons relaxed whilst lauren gave him domeski dome
by Steve March 17, 2005
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joshua james turner

my beautiful baby that i love very much and would do absolutely anything for! xxxx
by lauren999999999 January 22, 2009
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strong James

(n.) - another word for a massive, potent joint; a very large and potent marijuana cigarette.
strong James, joint

"Hey, Andrew...were you the one who rolled that strong James? It was a killer joint, man."
by birdsturds February 6, 2010
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Rick James Reacharound

The act of getting sick of all these mothering fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane, then punch a hoe while forcibly making her jerk your pee-pee monster.
I had your mom give me a Rick James Reacharound at your grandmas last night, hoe.
by Rick I Am James May 12, 2014
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lovey james

by eatsomeass September 4, 2016
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Jessie James

The female version of the old western criminal jesse james. Wanted dead dead or alive for robbing banks and gunning down people.
She's like a modern day jessie james.
by AmberN June 29, 2016
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