by D-1030 August 11, 2021

Questionable stains, spots, or substances of an unknown origin found in your home that are blamed on your pets.
by FerReally January 16, 2020

by Chinese Man April 8, 2017

by LukeWeird July 21, 2021

by Golden Bear January 24, 2021

portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.
"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"
by anpotato October 16, 2020

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)
by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 23, 2023
