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Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore
Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?
by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022
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go search your friends

from hebrew- a clean way to say "fuck off"
he:would you please lend me 500$?
she: no way, go search your friends.
by orly March 14, 2005
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National Fake Friend Day

*Posts* "malicia is fake af*
Why did uu post that ?
It's national fake friend Day
by Dwabme November 8, 2021
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Nym (Taekos best friend)

Turn to Nymism before its too late. Nym is our guider and we must obey each one and every order of theirs. Nym is our guider to great success. Stan them for 29272927292928292943839383 primos #notascam
by Ventinuggets August 30, 2021
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My Respectable black friend

Away to say hi to your black friend without saying the N word
Respectable black person: yo jimmy
White guy: hello my respectable black friend
by YX_MATE January 7, 2020
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opp ass friend story

a snap story where one can post a former friend that wasn’t actually a friend buh actually was a snitch ass bitch or simply fake.
katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.
by iloverickandmorty February 23, 2020
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Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.
Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED
by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012
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