rotten dick

When a man has banged heaps of hoes in one night and which ends with their dicks turning purple and deflating and only puffing air and not cum.

Damn last night I fucked so many bitches and I got rotten dick.

by Kitty gone black April 12, 2015

Nassers dick

Nassers dick is so small when he tries to fuck the woman says 'have you started?'
When he gets a boner it is still as small as a sperm cell when he masturbates he uses his toenails

He is as bad at fortnite as he is at having sex with women Nassers dick

by XA Farts February 26, 2019

Dick Pony

A person that has no common sense or overreacts to simple situations

That John guy always freaks out when we make fun of his small cock, he's a freaking dick pony

by Jabronic February 4, 2010

dick riding

To kiss ass or be a groupie to someone

On the Boondocks, Thugnificent was dick riding Obama

lot

by j sparks August 1, 2015

Dick in mouth

Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth

“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”

by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018

dick picnic

a massive collaboration of dudes at a single party,bar,or establishment. A place where there is a ratio of guys to girls at 15:1 or worse.

Can be synonmus with "sausage fest" or "sausage party"

Why do you go to the Tav? They always have the dick picnic!

Don't ever go to parties at Katie's house.
She always has massive amounts of dudes over so her fat ass has a chance to get laid. She needs the dick picnic to have an snowball's chance in hell.

by Mike DQ April 11, 2008

Doe DIck

One who has little to no common sense, but has super human strength.

You are a doe dick

by Fireman911 October 17, 2013