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cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality
If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff
by Sexydimma August 26, 2014
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liquid life

The only name for semen that properly acknowledges its connection to God
Noah: Dear lord, please allow liquid life to flow like the flood buoying this ark or else we are all going extinct
by MouseyMousington July 16, 2024
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life

A meaningless thing that no one likes. it is full of pure torture. We all live life but no one likes it. ((THIS IS JUST A JOKE))
Why am I alive? WHY DID GOD SAY LIFE WAS GOOD?
by idk123456543 February 24, 2021
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Life

A disease everyone has gotten once
Normally caught the day you where born
Mom: *gives birth*
Me: oh novi got life
by Galaxy aura (a waste of space) November 17, 2019
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long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.
English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out
by shreddietodie October 20, 2017
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sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself
*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!
by Team Saveea August 14, 2017
mugGet the sneezed the life out of memug.

Life

People ACT as though the value of this has conditional and proximal elements. Which means I was (once again) CORRECT! Right again idiots! How you like that? You're going to have to start calling me Captain Always-Right.
Not Captain Always-Right "If life doesn't have intrinsic value, what's wrong with exploitation?"

Captain Always-Right "If my life has intrinsic value, why am I being exploited? Because it's almost as if people act like it has conditional and proximal elements. Isn't that how I said it worked? It's almost like people are exploiting my lack of ethos for their own aggrandizement. Like I devalued my own life by saying a thing people didn't like. Am I not close enough to the right people? Did I mess with the wrong ones? Who are you to even be 'the wrong one?' Are you the one who decides what is more excellent? That's one hell of a hierarchy."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2022
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