Slimey Zebra

When your teacher Tugs on your balls through your pants and huck mucus on your tip as you shit. (preferably green shit full of bile.)

"Yo Mr. Renolds gave me a slimey zebra!"

by Slimey Zebra August 28, 2025

National Zebra Day

Today your zebra has to give you 1000 kisses

Hey babe, its national zebra day, give me my kisses!

by Ilovemyzebra December 3, 2025

alex the zebra

A white woman with a fat ass and has striped hair

Hadyn- who is that

Hailey- man that’s Alex the Zebra
Hadyn- damn she fine

by H jsnchdnndbdbd June 12, 2018

kween of zebras

KWEEN of zebras is a KWEEN who changed her second name to zebras

*Beatboxing*Once there was a girl named ____ and she didn’t like her second name so she changed it *beatboxing* did I mention that ____ liked zebras *beatboxing*so she changed it to ____ ZEBRA KWEEN of zebras

by KWEEN of zebras July 31, 2021

Back town zebra

To spread cream cheese on a bagel while nude.

Patrick always performs the back town zebra when he has guests over for breakfast.

by MayorGrumps August 29, 2021

jellying a zebra

When GHOST has sex.

Yeah man, was jellying a zebra when my mum walked in.

by GHOshifT April 13, 2023

I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

by kzkekzrxj August 3, 2024