womp machine

(N.) One whom womps more frequently than the average womper.

Man that Noah is a f**king womp machine.

by Yungspecs May 20, 2018

Wompa

Cheerio drugs (actually plain Cheerios just called drugs)

Wanna crush some wompa

by Oofing carrot May 28, 2018

womp

Adjective describing something incredibly long, wide or generally large; above average size.

Kent Murphy hits womp homeruns
My dick is womp
Who's ass is more womp, Carla or Bridget?

by Jorls2 May 31, 2018

Womp

Womp is a word used in the way that the Smurfs use the word smurf. It can be used to express happiness, sadness, loneliness, anger, fear, envy, hatred, disgust, a ritual chant, and pretty much anything.

You got an A in class, WOMP! That's so womping awesome!

Or the ritual chant:

WOMP! WOMP!
WOMP! WOMP!
WOMP! WOMP!
WOMP! WOMP!
WOMP! WOMP!
WOMP! WOMP!

by Ashesforash June 15, 2018

Womp

Something that is ridiculous or crazy

That party last night was womp!

That was womp, let’s do it again.

by Lkinger June 22, 2018

Womping

The act of using a vape through a hole in the water bottle and inhaling the vapor.

Dude, did you see Max hit that sick womp earlier today?
I was womping with my friends and my mom totally walked in.

by maxsonlori June 22, 2018

Womp

To call somebody a womp is to insult them and say they don't know how to speak English. Used as a racial slur for non-English speaking people.

You're such a womp

by Kfcidjgkciwnfnckenf February 20, 2018