A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.
by Orion Woodward November 12, 2017
You say his name one more time i will put you in the wiener sleeper and dead horse you when your passed out.
by Dikky B December 09, 2016
That little boy is such a wiener nugget!
by Jristau August 16, 2021
When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.
Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.
by TheSlyfoxninja August 03, 2023
Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.
by SheAteTheWholeApple December 11, 2014
The ability to effectively hide a boner. Can also be used by a girl to describe a guy who is good at sex.
by disturbed cake April 29, 2016