Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.

Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"

by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023

Wiener

something that you get aids from

guy 1: bro do you like wiener

guy 2: no I can get aids from that
guy 1: oh

by tonychestnut February 26, 2023

Green-Wienered

(Verb) When your boss mandates a task at or near the end of your shift, especially after an already long or strenuous day, not to be confused with voluntary overtime. While the origin is unclear it is widely believed to be derived from the fact that “hot dogs” turn green when left out for too long.

“Nobody wanted to run that last delivery last night so Steve got green-wienered again.”

“Sorry babe, I’m not going to make it for dinner tonight, we had a last second walk in and I got green-wienered!”

by Montgomery23 March 15, 2023

Neat wienering

When you’re giving your girl that neat stroke game.

He gave me the best two minutes of neat wienering of my life.

by Neat wienerer February 10, 2023

Fellsmere Wiener Swap

When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.

“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”

by Swivel mi timbers February 10, 2023

Wiener sniffer

Wiener sniffer is someone who sniffs wiener and cock and they really love penis

Person 1: Hey is that your weenie?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: *sniff*
Person 2: wow you’re a wiener sniffer

by Billy_Bonk February 18, 2023

Hide the wiener

A instance of sex involving the penis, usually euphemistically.

I hear Susie caught her husband of eight years playing hide the wiener with the local whore. She’s filing divorce papers this week.

by LyassacheckList October 20, 2023