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whatev

a short version of the word 'whatever'
"what do you want to eat? popcorn or cotton candy"?
"whatev, doesn't matter"
by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008
mugGet the whatevmug.
Also, if they have kids wrongdoing is less bad. They can always just do what Kristi Noem did after murdering a puppy "I have kids! But I have kids though so you can't destroy my life without destroying their's top right?"
Hym "Well I told you it wouldn't only be the criminals didn't I? So I guess someone else's daughter has to die because it's not super important the schizophrenia isn't real and it's just a thing Sam Sedar and, more broadly, YouTube is doing to people. And yes I put a buffer between me and the rest of you because you are stupid and crazy and think they your kids = you doing whatever the fuck you want, upto on including abandoning reason and manufacturing a mental illness and it LOOKS LIKE YOU MADE LIAM PAYNE JUMP OFF A BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME. I forgot that parents get to do whatever they want. I do not need to sacrifice myself for your kids. You've quoted everything I've written back to me a dozen times already except you keep omitting the part where I said that you can contact me by way of making a video illiciting me to come forward by name. Now, Sam Sedar apparently has a direct feed and can repeat the things I say aloud in my studio apartment live on his show. You need to get the show on the road here. Why they fuck are you trying to drag this out if not explicitly to torture me? 'But MY KIDS!! MY KIIIDS!!!' They wail. But I'm not just going to leave and ignore the fact I'm stalked, harassed, and harvested for labour. I'm not being a slave to your kids you freak. I'm letting you do what you're doing here. Stop trying to take my freedom away or I will take one of your kids away."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
mugGet the Parents get to do whatever they wantmug.

Whatever

Godsmacks second most angry song besides crying like a b*tch and I f**king hate you
(Whatever) Better f***king go away
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
mugGet the Whatevermug.

Whatever slut

A male or female that sleeps around, but has a steady career or bright future.
Oh the dentist Becky? She's a whatever slut!
by Textbook posse August 27, 2017
mugGet the Whatever slutmug.

A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.
Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.
by Marshado June 27, 2021
mugGet the A Whatever the fuckmug.

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.
Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.
by liprox May 14, 2022
mugGet the Whatever blows your hair backmug.

The Whatever Podcast

Are doing the same thing any using the same talking points as the fresh and fit podcast. The need to just demonitize all of the YouTubers. They aren't applying a consistent standard and the only way for them to do that is to demonitize them all.
Hym "The whatever podcast does the exact same thing as them though... 🤔 Strange."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
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