Wedding Crasher

To be given a hand job under a table on a public standard, i.e. at a dinner or party.

She was so drunk, she gave me a wedding crasher at Jenna's Sweet 16

by Dave Vacc March 15, 2006

wedding sex

the act of having sex at or after a wedding when you're a guest

Girl: wow that best man is a looker. think I can score with him?
Girl 2: you can so get with him. Wedding sex is a must afterall.

by sexophile December 25, 2013

Weebing

(also pronounced weebin) is the word you use when someone is being a MAJOR weeb. When someone cosplays anime, has anime shirts, a full body pillow, and/or dresses like their favorite anime character. Simply watching anime does NOT mean someone is weebing.

That guy I saw at GameStop yesterday was weebing, he had nothing but anime merchandise on.

by DANKDRAGON14 May 12, 2020

ninja wedding

a wedding that has to happen very quickly because the bride is pregnant. it comes at you without much notice and therefore seemingly out of nowhere, much like a ninja.

"They're getting married? They've only been together for 3 months and I didn't even think he liked her."
"Yeah, well, it's a real ninja wedding. She isn't giving him much of a choice."

by Joe Morbo July 27, 2008

shotgun wedding

see stain on my shirt

-One thing to complain about

"Someone came saying I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt"

by Rane July 16, 2004

shotgun wedding

to get married on the fly, unexpectedly, spur of the moment

we headed to vegas on the spur of the moment for a shotgun wedding

by Freddieville April 25, 2008

White Wedding

When performing sex with a woman from behind, the man removes his penis from the woman and ejaculates in her hair. He then proceeds to rub his load into the woman's hair thus getting it all stuck and semi-representing rice getting stuck in the brides hair after a wedding.

I gave her a great white wedding. It was everywhere.

by R.J. Fletcher April 18, 2006