weaponized incontinence

A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.

Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."

by smacky.jack July 2, 2023

friend weapons

insults or actions that people use to seriously hurt their friends

Stealing from, cheating with the BFF's lover, and making fun of a dead pet are all friend weapons

by von groovy April 21, 2019

hot weapons

A common mistranslation for 'firearms' or 'gunpowder weapons' by people machine-translating from Chinese to English.

This is done by breaking '热兵器' into '热' (hot) and '兵器' (weapon), rather than translating it as a single gestalt entity. (Much like translating 'Kindergarten' in a German text as 'children's garden'.)

The same misreading often results in mistranslation as 'thermal weapons'.

Little Fatty readied his hot weapons, holding them akimbo as he prepared to fight off the demons. He coughed up blood, then stared down the sights of his powerful thermal weapons. They weren't cool rayguns or anything like that, just normal guns that a shitty translator had screwed up.

by ShutterShadeGroove February 21, 2022

I own 20 thousand lethal weapons

A phrase used to tell someone that they own 20 thousand lethal weapons.

joe: "hey i own 20 thousand lethal weapons"
bob: "cool"
*20 thousand f-15 fighter jets appear behind joe*
bob: "what the fuck"

by fishisreallycool September 14, 2023

weapons of mass destruction

1. A weapon so powerful that simple possession of it influences policy decisions and deters aggressors.

2. An annoying collection of words that will usually induce intelligent but information deficient individuals to vomit generalized arguments against a broader, long-term regional policy that they will not understand even after it has played out.

1. The 2nd use of WMD is closely related to the following chain of events: Billy is a hipster. Billy is smart but dropped economics at University. Billy has never read an intelligence finding or foreign policy report. Billy sees a TSHIRT that says ‘no blood for oil’. Billy knows the following: BUSH&CHENEY are oilmen. Iraq has oil. Billy regurgitates what he hears from MoreOn.org and Al Franken. Billy is useful. Billy is an idiot. Billy wants to invizzle the Mullahs to a love in. We have to pay to protect Billy

by Randy Bounds December 11, 2003

Weaponized Butt Juice

Incredibly foul smelling discharge from a dog's anal sac which has been weaponized by applying said secretion to a piece of fabric or furniture and placing the annointed fabric or furniture in the victims car/office/bedroom. Otherwise known as WBJ.

Yo, Edie is in the bathroom ralphing up lunch. What's up with that?

Someone put Weaponized Butt Juice on her kerchief and when she went to blow her nose she got too big of a whiff.

by The Urban Lenny February 23, 2009

weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.

Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.

by P-Money315 March 21, 2010