NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.

No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse

by shutupslover April 19, 2020

Back laying dick washer

Someone whom gets passed around by all the guys in the dope game. Most of em dont shower so ya know in the month of mae or june...that girl dirty

Man shes a back laying dick washer

by Pedalmulisha February 21, 2021

World of Warshits

When your team on world of warships is so dog-water that you have to rage-quit

Player 1: *plays a captain, does an extremely shit job at it, and costs the team to lose
Player 2: Fuck World of Warships, World of Warships, more like World of Warshits

by iMmA_rAgE_qUiT7727 June 13, 2021

Washed his Ferrari

To sleep with and/or to give oral sex to someone.

How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?

She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).

by Merseybeat July 20, 2009

Walsh Scoop

The cupping of the hand around the "man tits" ans coming in with the second hand smashing it into your cupped hand.

I walsh scooped Zane on the bus and he was on the ground crying for the rest of the trip.

by Scoop and Score December 6, 2009

wash it up

A form of grind-dancing wherein two dance partners grind their torsos closely together -- often using their hands to rub each other intimately -- as if to simulate shower-sex and/or washing one another simultaneously with hand-cloths.

Bro 1: Damn bro, why are you so sweaty?
Bro 2: Can't help it bro! Shorty on the dancefloor wanted to wash it up with me.
Bro 1: Fuck that bro! Girls are gross, that's why I lean back when they try to dance on me.

by collegesmart July 4, 2016

Airplane Wash

Pertaining to women taking a quick shower only cleaning under the "wings" (armpits) and the "cockpit."

I will only have time for an airplane wash, because I'm running late for my date

by shellsfine August 5, 2008