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WOW !, wasn't that wonderful ! Better than that , it was 'twoderful!!
by Gary N. September 26, 2007
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Tennesee Twofer

Well the Tennesee Twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. You start out in the missionary position, dick goes in the snatch and the balls go up the pooper. That's Step 1.

Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
For example, I was in Nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says "S'up fool? hows about some Twofer action, Tennesee style?". Let me tell ya, I got my $5 worth. Tennesee Twofer stylee.
by Big John McCarthy December 19, 2006
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Those We Don't Speak Of

n., <tho-se. we. do-nt. spe-ek. of.>

*a group of (preferably) 2 beings (it is questionable on whether these beings are in fact human, animal- or rare form from another planet)

*generally answer to the name "asshole", "cheap whore", "Dump", or anything that rhymes with Batey and Bourtney

*Other than lawn bowling tournaments, they are not invited to places, events, or to see people, but always find a way to show up

*Prefer Butterball lunch meat over Healthy Choice

*are best friends and collect Beauty and the Beast snowglobes with people with names that sound like Jristy and Chim
"Hey Ruben, I think we should invite Those We Don't Speak of to Nikohl's surprise birthday party! Lord knows they'll probably just SHOW UP anyways"

"I am going to go visit Those We Don't Speak of in New York one of these days, but only because it's a free place to stay in a cool city. Hopefully I won't have to see them at all."

"Why are you soaked in Petrone, smell of cocaine, and look like you've been gang banged by a herd of large Gnomes???
Oh, ok, you were just hanging out with Those We Don't Speak Of"
by Nicole July 14, 2006
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Gruesome Twosome

1 - A really ugly couple who reflect eachothers ugliness,

2 - And ex who is seen with a new squeeze.
1 - ''eww, who are they?''
''That's the Gruesome Twosome''
''Oh''

2 - ''OhMyGod, my ex is over there!''
''Is that his new girlfriend?''
''Yup''
''Gruesome Twosome, much?''
by Katana B August 12, 2009
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Twos

Originally meaning to roll a cigarrette out of tobacco made from the butts of previous smokes, but ofetn taken to mean sharing a cigarrette. The practice is supposed to have originated in prisons.
1. I ran out of grettes so I'm smoking twos until I find some change

2. (A)Can you twos me blad
(B) Nah, it's my last one
by nancyspungen March 13, 2009
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Twote

If someone is a bit of a scrote and a bit of a twat, then they're a Twote.
You know what, he's a real twote.
by Bonny lad November 30, 2004
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twoey

Suzette can be very twoey when it comes to talking about her sister.
by Angela Johnson August 24, 2006
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