The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.
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She paid good money to see a twomp donkey creampie and was infuriated when it turned out to be a mule and a monkey.
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Henry: Dude, how come you didn't tell me you got engaged?
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