A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.
Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!
by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009
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by I'm a fake. February 12, 2010
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This happens when you make a twitter and say to yourself "im not even gonna use this" but then you end up tweeting about every single stupid thing in your life.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.
But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.
It is possible to have a Twitter with out catching the Twitter Syndrome.
But be warned, 4 out of 5 people have Twitter Syndrome.
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john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!
john: headed off to school bleh ...
john: man i hate math class!
john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3
john: cant stop thinking about her<3
mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(
john: i just woke up, hope its a good day!
john: headed off to school bleh ...
john: man i hate math class!
john: yes finally switching classes im going to see her<3
john: cant stop thinking about her<3
mike: GODDAMNIT JOHN NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LIFE YOU DUMB CUNT! damn twitter syndrome >:(
by hailysComet April 12, 2010
Get the Twitter syndrome mug.A trick of the Devil in the form of an online platform provided to a fool for shouting about inanities other fools are already familiar with, being them their own as well.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
The idea that twitting is actually communicating is becoming more and more the foundation of the modern, industrialized society, and it is eminently worthy of the superstructure.
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@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart
@myass64: great stuff buddy.
@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?
@thebignothing: especially in Michigan
@poot: most def
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@jerryo: fantastic article on social media @ respectyourbrainandgiveupyourcurrentlifestyle.com/quittwitting/howtostart
@myass64: great stuff buddy.
@ruththethruth: do you know where do they stream the semi finals of Curling finals?
@thebignothing: especially in Michigan
@poot: most def
(ad lib)
by Parcerito October 18, 2011
Get the Twitter mug.A person who a) did not receive enough attention from mommy and daddy as a child or b) does not receive enough attention from fellow peers during a normal day and feels the need to compensate by tweeting their every thought in hopes that people in the twittersphere will "favorite" or "retweet" their prosaic ideals of modern society.
Jill: Hey Becky did you see all of my tweets yesterday?
Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.
Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!
Becky: Yea the 27 about your boyfriend, best friend, and every little thing that happened at school, they were really cute.
Jamarquis: Damn no one gives a $h!t you twitter thirsty bitches!
by bigrem075 December 22, 2013
Get the twitter thirsty mug.For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.
by Mewoiz January 3, 2008
Get the dick twister mug.A fun romp of a game played with a spinner and a mat of colored circles. Usually used as an excuse to touch the opposite sex. A party game, oftentimes played after heavy drinking.
"Dudes, look what I found in the closet!" Mary exlaimes, stumbling into a wall as she said so. George, who has secretly had a crush on Mary for some time, is very excited, "TWISTER!" Unfortunately, nobody is coordinated enough to get the game out of the box and everyone gives up when Fred blows chunks all over it, except George. After covering himself with Fred's vomit trying to lay the mat on the floor, and finally succeeding, he notices Mary half naked on the couch with Fred and passes out in the corner, weeping.
by Carlos Alantikos February 18, 2005
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