twat clog

The opposite of a "Cock Block" A friend of yours when you are out with the girls and she won't let you get with the guy you are aiming for.

"Damn it Kendal, you are such a Twat Clog!"

by bnanny May 5, 2008

TWAG'D

TWAG'D is an acronym for "today was a good day"

man, i just got back from a killer party after seeing the best movie and with all the right people...TWAG'D

by retrograded October 2, 2008

twatilicious

a hot, good-looking guy who is a complete asshole/twat

"omg that guy is so hot but such an ass .. he's totally twatilicious!"

by Lola8838 April 25, 2009

Twatmongrel

(noun) an incredibly annoying woman.

"That customer was loud, rude and completely resistant to the idea that she was entering her information incorrectly. In short, she was a twatmongrel."

by lady wordsmith July 28, 2009

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

Twat Shart

A twat shart is when a girl queefs, while on her period, and a little bit of blood comes out.

Did you hear that?

Yeah Kelsey totally just twat sharted in Garretts face!

by Tricky Dilf September 29, 2010

Twatclops

A vagina slammed so hard, that when the dick is pulled out, it pulsates like an eye.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: I was just fucking Liz.
Guy #1: Was she nice and tight?
Guy #2: Not when I was done with her. I slammed that pussy so hard, it blinked like a twatclops!

by Mr. Swine Stone October 20, 2010