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Loser Turn 

When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.
EXAMPLE #1

Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.

Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.

EXAMPLE # 2

Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.

Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?
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One More Turn Syndrome

A condition often associated with strategical games of the video nature. It has destroyed the lives of many, causing sleepless nights and missed job interviews. Symptoms include a detachment from reality, complete lack of time awareness, and an inability to stop mobilizing your forces.

A far greater threat than Restless Leg Syndrome, yet it frequently goes unrecognized and untreated. The Silent Killer.
Scene:

Little Johnny (Age 12) has been playing Civilization 4 for the last three hours.

11:30 PM

Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after one more turn."

12:30 AM

Little Johnny: "Just one more turn."

1:30 AM

Little Johnny: " I'll go to bed after just one more turn."

7:00 AM

Parents find Little John dead, eyes glued to the screen and only two turns away from world domination. One More Turn Syndrome strikes again.
Related Words

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.
Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

How the turn tables 

Michael Scott's way of saying how the tables have turned. It is used when you are trying to reference The Office, or if you are simply being stupid.
David: Michael, we need you back in the company.
Michael: Oh, how the turn tables
A driving maneuver where one makes a U turn and then changes their mind
I had to make a U turn to go back to the house but then I changed my mind so I made O turn
O turn by Quilly the Porcupine April 28, 2009

toss and turn 

to move around restlessly while sleeping or trying to sleep:
If I go to bed now, it's gonna be only toss and turn.
toss and turn by dozzo August 15, 2016

cracked out of turn 

In "con speak" its what happens when someone accidentally speaks out of turn and ruins the con itself.
I had totally gotten away with it until my little brother cracked out of turn.