midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

by insizlane November 20, 2008

Touching Cloth

When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww

by ugokucky December 10, 2010

you touched it

A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.

Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"

by bipolardyke March 07, 2008

Pocket Touching

When someone comes up to you and slips their hand into your back pocket and scoops your ass.

Matt kept pocket touching Selinay.

by Pocket Touching November 13, 2014

Tongue touch

Using your tongue to get a quick taste of something.

Hey man, I see you got that new ice cream flavor! Can I have a tongue touch?

by W3bst3r B June 04, 2009

touch bellys

An act where two guys get hard and see who's penis touches whoever's belly first, hence touch bellys

Hey Scott, wanna touch bellys to see whos got a bigger dick?

by Gingerffdddd February 06, 2020

inappropriate touching

Inappropriate touching:
Invasive groping

Inappropriate touching:
I felt it was invasive groping and I felt upset

by Honestangel October 30, 2015