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Stale toot

Flatulence that has presided in the same area for an extended length of time. It loses some of its potency, but has a disturbing musky smell to it, that assaults the senses. For example, if one were to fart in a warm stuffy room and exits said room, and someone where to enter the room 5 minutes later. Their senses may perceive a stale toot smell. Stale too smells are particularly common in motor vehicles. They can also be discovered when a fart has been trapped in ones pants for some period of time and the pants are removed and the smell is released into the open air
It smells like stale toots in this car
by ProfessorNonsense May 3, 2025
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toot popsicle

Term to describe anal penetration with either a penis or dildo.
by Guthiyum May 1, 2020
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skoogle toots

1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits
1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.

2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.
by MannaDing February 8, 2017
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bag toot

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs
by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015
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toot-suit peter

First guy: Yo what black markets do you have? Second guy: oh, I have toot-suit peter.
by uncle_J O N E S69420jim January 11, 2021
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toot

by ololbobobo January 29, 2017
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Hoot-toot

When you laugh so hard you fart 💨
You’re so funny I’m going to hoot-toot!
by C Swift September 14, 2020
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