blue pork

Notification of police presence. Police/ pigs/them boys.

We're having blue pork for dinner.

by VaHoney February 18, 2017

Pork Bat

Another name for the human penis.

I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.

by sdtopensied June 30, 2014

Pork Knuckle

Another name for a vagina!

Hey Becky, Sam said he say your Pork Knuckle at a party last week!

by modern elm November 9, 2018

pork missiles

Slamming down hot dogs at a sporting event as a spectator or participant.

Can’t wait to golf tomorrow. Slamming pork missiles, hitting nukes and Sundays are for the boys.

by @p_didodo July 21, 2022

Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.

“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”

by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018

pork it away

to waste something, to screw up a good opportunity that's been given you.

"You guys had a ten-point lead going into the half, but you just porked it away."

"I'm giving you another chance at this project, now don't pork it away."

by giutfsseukhj February 14, 2012

pork gelly

losing your soul to gelly fat glob boy

Make sure to stay safe from pork gelly, he will eat you with icing.

by the compound bow June 7, 2023