by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022
Get the porch weedmug. by Autz.b January 25, 2023
Get the Porch kittymug. by Fischhead September 14, 2021
Get the Porch Monkeymug. An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.
by Maxbender May 25, 2025
Get the Front-porch assmug. If that guy keeps bugging his neighbors, a bunch of people are going to porch him one of these days.
by relesabe June 29, 2021
Get the Porchmug. The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
by Glenn Roberts March 21, 2022
Get the The Porch couchmug. by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
Get the Jeremiah/Porch Monkeymug.