dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

nipple goblins

wen a girl has hair all over her nipples.

I was about to fuck this bitch but then i saw nipple goblins. Hairy ass hoe.

by mack donath August 27, 2008

Goblin mode

A state of intense drunkenness leading too high levels of debauchery and questionable decisions.

Tanner goes goblin mode when he gets too drunk and you can’t decide if he’s coming back to blueberry tonight

by Blueberry Bittys January 5, 2023

ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.

My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.

by Melonie July 1, 2003

uberlicious goblin

when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch

Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin

by My slaying queen May 6, 2018

Gnob Goblin

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”

“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”

“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”

by AedanRoberts February 7, 2019

Turf Goblin

A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.

Man my dad is such a turf goblin.

by BryceisCrispy May 10, 2020