fap juice

J I Z Z
DUDE, hold my fap juice in your mouth, ok?

Sure thing, DUDE.
by DPsyche April 30, 2016
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Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
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fap itis

Fap Itis is referred to the sudden onset of drowsiness following a fap (masterbation) session.
John: Hey bro wanna go chill or something?
Rick: Nah man I've got the fap itis.
by negev September 12, 2013
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social fap

Bro, last night was an intense social fap. I used instagram and twitter!
by n-bomb October 11, 2015
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fap friday

Fap Friday is a time and place where teens and adults can meet up separately to watch porn together!
have you heard of fap friday.
by meth290 January 06, 2021
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Rustic fap

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...
by Daddydangler the angler May 20, 2018
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Fap Party

When you and a couple of friends get together to watch porn and fap to it. It is only gay if you look at each other, if not then it's perfectly not gay.
1: Y'all wanna have a Fap Party?
2: Ain't that gay?
1: Only if we look at each other.
2: Cool, cool.
by SoliquidForLife December 14, 2019
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