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by DPsyche May 24, 2016
Get the fap juicemug. When one skips the first few minutes of a pornographic video (in most cases, free and online) that set up the plot of the porn. These few minutes are often filled by poor acting and frequently face plot issues such as hesitancy toward incest, sexual ultimatums, school girls offering sexual favors to their teachers, etc. Some pornographic sites have recently begun to do everyone a favor and provide bookmarks in their videos so that one may "fap forward" precisely to the sexual content.
Mike 1: Yo I was hesitant to click on this 50 minute porno on Brazzers last night but it was totally worth it!
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.
by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 28, 2017
Get the fap forwardmug. using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate
"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."
by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012
Get the Flapjack Fapmug. Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."
by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018
Get the Fap watermug. A way prepubescent 12 year olds like to represent the act of fapping by slapping their hands against their legs, making a sound similar to fapping.
Man, did you see those pics of the Kardashians? *Leg faps*
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
by BillCosby=Senpai October 6, 2016
Get the Leg fapmug. To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.
When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
by UnCreative March 17, 2018
Get the The Fap Theorymug. The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.
by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019
Get the Trope Fappingmug.