Smoke Monkey

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.

Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.

by Snowcaller September 3, 2014

Mother Smoke

Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.

1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"

2. "Are you ready for the game?"

"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"

by ChimRicholds March 14, 2010

Hippie Smoking

Smoking a joint or spliff without using a roach or filter.

'Dude i think my roach fell out in the car, we might have to smoke hippie'
'Ah man hippie smoking sucks'

by pseudonymchinchilla November 2, 2009

Smoking Grandmother

A person who is very stubborn and just won't quit. Either very determined or very lazy.

Man, this guy just won't stop. He's like a Smoking Grandmother.

by Rybread24 January 1, 2021

poll smoking

A website devoted to political polls. pollsmoking.com

Poll Smoking the 2008 Presidential Election.

by Ian Hough January 15, 2008

Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.

I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.

by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021

Smoke Rain

Smoking Rain usally a code term for someone smoking a cigarette/Blunt dipped in PCP, WET, FRY.

Sometimes I Smoke Rainand get wetter than a penguin.

Some people like the Snow some people like the Rain but Mane I got Jane in my brain.

by hayes fly guy January 19, 2018