Tittering

To loiter around the breasts. Physically or optically.

Guy1: "John has had a little too much to drink already and going to get slapped again."
Guy2: "He had one drink, what's he doing?"
Guy1: "He's tittering the girl he's trying to hit on."

by Ogles April 21, 2010

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

twitter sitter

Someone who waits for any tweet, for the sole purpose of replying to that tweet regardless of the content or who said it.

Mike: I blocked Daniel on twitter

Joe: Why?

Mike: He's a twitter sitter!

Joe: Oh, my friend replies to just about every tweet too!

by blaine.alan April 27, 2009

Titter Tats

An older redneck or biker chick over the age of 35 who has her tits tattooed. Usually a self tattoo with the name of of a child they had out of wedlock , or a deceased biker or redneck who was the vitcim of Darwin's theory of natural selection. The trainwreck who has the tittertats almost always has more than 2 children. One of those two is usually named after a truck. Such as Dakota, Cheyenne, or F-150. The tats themself are almost always faded and placed on tits that look like a cooked egg hanging from a nail.Generally they fall into 4 catagories. #1 Childrens names, #2 Names and dates of dead people, #3 a rose, #4 some kind of feline paw Usually performed by a friend at a meth lab or biker rally.

My dryer broke and I was at the laundry mat when this lady walked in and bent over in front of me exsposing her titter tats to me. he has 3 on her lfet tit I a guessing of the names and dates or her snot nosed children. And 1 on her right with angel wings around it. Probably of her deceased first sperm donor.

by Jack Calhoun August 13, 2009

Twitter porn pro

Can find sex nudity on Twitter easier then a pedestrian

I dunno. Then search and find it since you're the twitter porn pro lol

by Richard_Cranium123456 February 8, 2015

Twitter Jail

Twitter Jail is no tweeting if you've reached the limit of 100 tweets per hour/1000 per day.

You can access your page, you may not post publicly for a specific period of time. Anything from half an hour to a few hours.

Im stuck in Twitter Jail now i have to find something else to occupy my time, Checking myspace messages, online bloggs, Facebook , Socializing, Working, Chores, Taking care of your children, Cooking,

by Mizzsugahips August 28, 2009

Twitter tag

see hashtag. A "#" symbol used on Twitter to denote its subject material.

Facebook post: "Tix to see Kanye for 40 bux #winning"
Comment: "Stop using Twitter tags on FB, you little fuck."

by Col. Hans Landa October 3, 2011