Colton Tenney

A sexy gay beast in denial ready to have sex with everyone he looks at and wants to wether it's a man or a woman.

Colton Tenney is that gay guy.

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

The Tennessee Horseshoe

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.

Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.

by LilAbortionClinic June 3, 2020

Portland Tennessee

A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.

Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.

by ihatecountrypeople September 7, 2021

William Tennent High School

William Tennent, mostly known as Tennent, is 80% pot heads. Almost ever person you look at is either high or intoxicated in some way. There is so many fuck boys it's actually crazy. In the cafeteria bathrooms, girl pass around their nics (vapes) and carts (weed pens) and is probably the same in the mens bathroom. Execpt someone broke the pipeline in the boys bathroom.

William Tennent High School honestly changes you.

by Hawkh8syou February 18, 2022

The Old Tennessee Switcheroo

When you convince someone that you agree with their viewpoint, only to subsequently renege and disparage their viewpoint afterwards.

Pavin: I agree, this presidential election was the most divisive
Corbin: Thank you...
Pavin: I was just kidding that's retarded
Corbin: But…
Pavin: Pulled the old Tennessee switcheroo, classic!

by HoseyMoreLikePosey December 2, 2016

Right-Handed Tennessee Stripper Bomb

Alcoholic beverage made from Jack Daniels tennessee whiskey, Tequila and red bull. You must take shot with your right hand.

Yo bar keep, hook me up with a right-handed tennessee stripper bomb.

by Tipsy Bartender November 19, 2018