small mouth syndrome

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.

by Justcallmejulio12 September 29, 2013

Sudden Ratchet Syndrome

When a normally polite, classy individual breaks out into ratchet and/or ghetto-like behavior upon hearing a ghetto song, such as twerking. Created in a Vine by QPark.

"Mike, I think you have Sudden Ratchet Syndrome."
"How can you say that?"
"The other week you were talking about the expense reports and then you heard "Don't Drop that Thun Thun" and started to twerk."
"Damn..."

by CactusBactus November 17, 2013

Good Whore Syndrome

Term used to describe being given the most challenging and often unwanted tasks at work due to superior performance in one's job.

"It's 'Good Whore Syndrome.' The better you are at your job, the more you get screwed."

by Grammar Star April 21, 2015

Fall Out Boy Syndrome

When an emo band makes a song title so long that you cannot remember the name, only the way the song sounds.

Panic! At the Disco's "I Constantly Thank God for Esteban" is a classic example of Fall Out Boy Syndrome.

by BeanboUrine September 14, 2015

post cock syndrome

Post cock syndrome is a medical condition when someone's face is deformed after aggressive deep throating.

I shoved my cock down Prya's throat really hard and fucked the shit out of her. Now, her face is fucked and she has post cock syndrome

by RamRamee August 18, 2018

Son of Sam Syndrome

When an accused murderer pulls the “crazy card” and tries to convince law enforcement and everyone else that he did what he did because he was obeying a barking Labrador retriever, or anything equally absurd, who ostensibly told him that he must kill.

I’m here to defend this poor, innocent gentleman who has suffered all his life with the dreaded Son of Sam Syndrome; he is the victim, Your Honor, as he for years since his boyhood, has been followed by small weasels telling him to do the most heinous of things.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Truck Seat Syndrome

The crushed left seat bolster of the driver's side seat, caused by fat Americans sliding out of the seats of their trucks and SUVs like they're on a McDonald's play play pen slide, instead of just getting out of their vehicle like a civilized human being by climbing down.

"I would have bought that used 4Runner if it wasn't for the signs of truck seat syndrome"

by Uranic Tomcat March 2, 2020