Piss Dick

When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.

I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

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Speedy Piss

When you have to take a piss but your right in the middle of doing somethin, like watching a movie at a movie theater. So, what you do is go to the bathroom and force your pee as fast as you can out of your body, and go back to what you were doing.

"I was right in the middle of the movie when i had to go pee. So i ran to the restroom and took a Speedy Piss."

by AddamsAppleDude January 24, 2010

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Piss lizard

When someone’s being an absolute asshole about a subject they don’t even know about, they are a piss lizard.

Stop being a piss lizard Jared

by quax November 6, 2020

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leave a piss

Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.

{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!

by Telephony March 27, 2015

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piece of piss

(adj) Easy, not difficult. (Mainly British)

Beating this game is a piece of piss.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

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PISS JUG

A Piss Jug refers to a receptacle of varying size, optimally made of a water-proof substance, into which urine may be expelled directly from the penis. Piss Jugs are generally used in situations where a conventional toilet is unavailable.

Cedric couldn't hold it any longer: he'd had seven large glasses of beer, and the line-up for the washroom was just too long. He grabbed an empty pitcher from the table, disappeared into the walk-in cloakroom, and emerged about a minute later with the piss jug nearly half-full.

by Hieronymus January 4, 2009

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