Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
Get the skeet beaver mug.A sheet or a blanket tied across the bars of the front of the cell, blocking the cell from view.
It's the only form of privacy that prisoners can get in their cells, it's most commonly employed so that the inmates can have sex with each other without an audience. Even guards respect the sheet though it's against the rules.
It's the only form of privacy that prisoners can get in their cells, it's most commonly employed so that the inmates can have sex with each other without an audience. Even guards respect the sheet though it's against the rules.
The prisoner tied the blanket in knots around the bars of their open cell so it acted like a curtain blocking them from view, the universal prison sign for “we’re fucking in here”. It was what they called the prison sheet.
by crimzonchyld November 23, 2013
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A game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score. The point value is as follows:
Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts
Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts
by VaJJ G September 17, 2007
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Get the skeet sheet mug.Girl: "Pull out I don't want preggers"
Boi: "YEET!"
*Cums inside*
Girl: "You just pulled a fucking Yeet Skeet!"
Boi: "YEET!"
*Cums inside*
Girl: "You just pulled a fucking Yeet Skeet!"
by The A-ster May 25, 2018
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Bum - Ass
Skeet - Sperm
That does NOT mean close friend!
So basically, calling a friend a "bumskeet", you're calling them ass sperm.
Good job.
Stay away from the internet.
Bum - Ass
Skeet - Sperm
That does NOT mean close friend!
So basically, calling a friend a "bumskeet", you're calling them ass sperm.
Good job.
Stay away from the internet.
There are no examples, nobody use this word. It's really, really fucking dumb. Bum skeet, nobody can use.
by npor December 31, 2005
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Term local to Newfoundland, particular the Metropolitan St. John's region.
A. 1. A person who makes deliberate attempts at starting trouble in public places, usually picking fights with anyone passing by, or by shouting insults and obscenities at random people.
2. Usually characterised by choice of music (predominantly rap), and style of dress (much bling-bling, EXCO clothing/Columbia jackets)
3. Perhaps most closely related to the North American "wigger" (white nigger), they attempt to personify the agressive afro-american culture embodied in rap music. This, again, is done through loud blasting of rap, their style of dress, and inexplicable agression.
Perhaps better explained as an overagressive wigger, in many cases.
4. Verbally, can be distinguished by liberal peppering of any conversation with "fuck(ing)" "faggot" "queer", or any combination of the aforementioned. Often used in both private conversation with friends (eg.: "Buddy, you're some fuckin' queer, wha?"), or in public address, in psuedo-attempts at agression ("FUCKIN' FAGGOT! Yeah, walk away, you FUCKIN' PANSY QUEER!").
5. Usually associated with vices of society - excessive drinking and smoking, oftentimes with drug use.
6. Usually found at their peak between the ages of 12 and 18. Younger than twelve, they are usually psuedo-skeets, who put forth such an appearance for public display.
feminine form of skeet - Squaw.
Usually defined by similar standards, "squaw" is generally used to define the female companion of a skeet. Equally agressive, for no particular reason, these are usually the girlfriends of skeets.
B. Derogatory term generally used by a person fitting the definition in A to define a counterpart or acquaintance in an insulting way.
Term local to Newfoundland, particular the Metropolitan St. John's region.
A. 1. A person who makes deliberate attempts at starting trouble in public places, usually picking fights with anyone passing by, or by shouting insults and obscenities at random people.
2. Usually characterised by choice of music (predominantly rap), and style of dress (much bling-bling, EXCO clothing/Columbia jackets)
3. Perhaps most closely related to the North American "wigger" (white nigger), they attempt to personify the agressive afro-american culture embodied in rap music. This, again, is done through loud blasting of rap, their style of dress, and inexplicable agression.
Perhaps better explained as an overagressive wigger, in many cases.
4. Verbally, can be distinguished by liberal peppering of any conversation with "fuck(ing)" "faggot" "queer", or any combination of the aforementioned. Often used in both private conversation with friends (eg.: "Buddy, you're some fuckin' queer, wha?"), or in public address, in psuedo-attempts at agression ("FUCKIN' FAGGOT! Yeah, walk away, you FUCKIN' PANSY QUEER!").
5. Usually associated with vices of society - excessive drinking and smoking, oftentimes with drug use.
6. Usually found at their peak between the ages of 12 and 18. Younger than twelve, they are usually psuedo-skeets, who put forth such an appearance for public display.
feminine form of skeet - Squaw.
Usually defined by similar standards, "squaw" is generally used to define the female companion of a skeet. Equally agressive, for no particular reason, these are usually the girlfriends of skeets.
B. Derogatory term generally used by a person fitting the definition in A to define a counterpart or acquaintance in an insulting way.
A. *person one accidentally bumps shoulders with person 2*
P2. "Watch yer fuckin' step 'er I'll pound ya flat ya fuckin' faggot!"
P1. "Sheesh, that guy was such a skeet."
B. *person 2 from above example meets up with person 3*
P3."Dat party last night was some wicked, wha?"
P2."Nah, 'twasnt, shure."
P3."Why da fuck not? Too many fags like you?"
P2."Buddy, ya fuckin' skeet!"
P2. "Watch yer fuckin' step 'er I'll pound ya flat ya fuckin' faggot!"
P1. "Sheesh, that guy was such a skeet."
B. *person 2 from above example meets up with person 3*
P3."Dat party last night was some wicked, wha?"
P2."Nah, 'twasnt, shure."
P3."Why da fuck not? Too many fags like you?"
P2."Buddy, ya fuckin' skeet!"
by Forsyth April 28, 2004
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