wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 28, 2010

hoe squats

The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.

Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

by Big Pimpy Ed May 19, 2010

Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

victory squat

When you stand over a defeated opponent in Call of Duty and squat over their face so as to "tea bag" your dead opponent.

I just killed Jess so I did a victory squat over his deAd body.

by Ststephen78 March 13, 2014

squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 9, 2013

Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.

Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.

by The Squater April 24, 2019

hoe squat

A hoe squat is when someone drops to the floor with their butt touching they’re heels slightly and their knees to the sides.

Person 1: I hear that chick Eliza called you a slut!
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.

by shawtieel March 19, 2018