squat

A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.

The squat strutted down the street leering at girls like he was God's gift to women, not realizing that they were all laughing at him.

by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005

Squatch

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012

Hot Squat

A one-way trip to the electric chair.

Ted Bundy took the hot squat.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005

diddly-squat

a cuter way of saying f* sweet all nothing

when you father was an engineering student, and you are in a private high school and playing guitar in the music band, if you are not a talented a carrot in god's potato field, you have done diddly-squat with your private education.

by Sexydimma December 11, 2014

Squaller

1. Extremely disgusting conditions. Usually related to living conditions.
2. Any genitalia that is poorly maintained or foul in scent.

1. Mate, I can't believe you live in this squaller!
2. I went to give him head and I almost threw up. It's not a dick, it's fucking squaller!

by Dude Man December 29, 2004

cop a squat

verb: to squat in order to pee/shit on the ground outside when no bathroom is available; also known as "an adventure"

When we were at the park late last night, I had to cop a squat.

by BoltTheFish February 1, 2010

Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009