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pay for a spread

Baseball term; buy dinner for your entire team.
Hud:"Hey Dice, did you pay for a spread?"
Dice: "Absolutely"
by duckzor June 4, 2016
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Bread makes you spread

Meaning eating those heavy carbs you will gain weight. Or get thick.
“I’m gain a lot weight working at this pizza joint”.Girl you know bread makes you spread.
by anonymous April 20, 2021
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Drop a spread sheet

Ejaculate, come, male climax
Act of projecting semen out of the body through one's cock
Did you drop a spread sheet?

Yeah! All over her face and she licked it.
by tickl1sh May 29, 2014
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Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022
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Mesopotamian Mud Spread

The process of violently shitting your pants, pulling your pants down, then sitting on something/someone.
"Yeah dude, I heard he visited Margaret Thatcher's grave and gave it a good Mesopotamian Mud Spread."
by ZvyezdaVodna October 2, 2024
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Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned
by anonymous August 28, 2023
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The Jani Spread

A "stance" used commonly in Guild Wars and or real life where you spread an unwilling participant and let em have it.
I can't believe you gave em The Jani Spread, you are so terrible and should be ashamed.
by Janos Audren April 29, 2008
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