splichal

A splichal is a common brand of hipster who insists that he is not fully immersed in the hipster culture, despite glaring evidence otherwise.

He will, at length, purport his non-hipster affinities while smoking obscure cigarettes, searching the internet for pictures of ironic gay porn and complaining about overtly corporate centrifuge that is the music industry today.

We can't take him to any bar without at least 10 selections of imported beer... What a splichal!

by TG420 August 10, 2010

spliffahany

Seeing things,when under the influence of drugs.spliffahany

having a epiphany (vision) walst stoned, = spliffahany

by JustAJoke October 2, 2010

Splifferette

A hand-rolled cigarette containing mostly tobacco with a pinch of marijuana.

Yo man, you wanna smoke a spliff?

All I got is crumbs man, lets just roll a splifferette.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

Spliff Sauce

A combination of blunt tobbacco and cheap weed, mixed together in order to create a spliff

Guy 1: Nigga, you got that spliff sauce?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, lets get kinda high

by PurgatoryOfUncertainty December 14, 2011

Spliblian

A racial slur for a mexican and african american mix

damn spliblians workin for pennies taking american jobs

by splibdefiner August 13, 2012

splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"

by ezeitgeist March 12, 2014

Splice

A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode

'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'

by Murphison November 5, 2014