A splichal is a common brand of hipster who insists that he is not fully immersed in the hipster culture, despite glaring evidence otherwise.

He will, at length, purport his non-hipster affinities while smoking obscure cigarettes, searching the internet for pictures of ironic gay porn and complaining about overtly corporate centrifuge that is the music industry today.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods