Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

by sir crank alot December 16, 2018

bird splat

the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.

She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.

by El Traino December 15, 2009

Fuck splat

A smear from a ejaculation.

I fuck splatted my bed sheets after she used my beard as a saddle

by Pony feeder April 20, 2014

Ghost Splat

You have anal with a girl and, after cumming in her ass, hold a piece of paper behind her butthole. When she farts out the cum, it becomes art and can be sold for millions

"Dude check out this sweet ghost splat I just bought!"
"Is that cum?"
"Right? This is art man!"

by broof September 5, 2014

Spitter splatter

When you’re high, every time you laugh spit comes out.

Might spit food and juice out

Don’t smoke with that nigga, he a spitter splatter .

by HdSneakerhead May 24, 2018

slaptastic

Nice, Graceful

that fall was slaptastic

by Spaztastic Derek February 7, 2004

splatter

When you vomit, & the puke goes in every direction.

Jade is pregnant & going through morning sickness. This morning, she splattered ALL over the place before she could even make it to the toilet.

by Candy Grandpre April 6, 2008