to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework

son: go away. im off to a friend's house

mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma August 9, 2020

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

spinning finger

the finger you use for spin bowling in the sport cricket. also the finger you use to finger fuck your mrs.

shane warne has a great spinning finger when he bowls legspin. he also uses that finger to fuck his mrs.

by anony23 April 27, 2009

Fidget spinning

When a guy with a small dick keeps rotating his hips to try to get deeper or make you feel like he even exists...

I took a hot guy home from the bar and he kept fidget spinning while I kept telling him to put it in.

by E222 June 4, 2017

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

to save your sinking Titanic

to do everything humanely possible to save one's big time failing school/university semester

mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic

by Sexydimma February 7, 2020