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get spermed

1. synonym of “get fucked,” to get played by someone
2. to be impregnated
When Jamie found out her friends gaslit her, they responded, “get spermed.”
by 1/5ofchef February 9, 2023
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I want sperm

by igffhdsj January 28, 2020
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Rotten Chili Sperm

Person 1: "That George deserved going to jail, he was always just rotten chili sperm."
Person 2: "Good Riddance"
by Nenemouse. May 25, 2021
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Spermglary

The unlawful theft of one's ejaculate.
When Maggie rapes Jakob Dylan and steals his ejaculate, she will be charged with first-degree spermglary.
by blasme April 6, 2010
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Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.
Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER
by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010
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Sperm Slide

The tantalizing protrusion of the pelvic bone.

Usually seen right above the underwear line of a fit individual.
Jaque check out that sperm slide -- it's so inviting!
by ThomasPickles May 22, 2010
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sperm globes

balls
nuts
place where sperm are stored
-Ohhh! Right in the sperm globes!!
by blu3hat October 9, 2010
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