Somalian Cannonball

A sex act where one person farts a chicken leg out like a cannon, while the other person proceeds to catch it in there mouth and swallow it

Girl: “Baby, I’ve been wanting to try that move you were talking about.”
Boy: “Oh, the Somalian Cannonball?.”

Girl: “Yes!”
Boy: “Let’s do it’.”

by poocheesie March 27, 2024

somaina

Somaina is the most beautiful girl in the world inside and out

She is so like somaina

by anonymous April 8, 2024

Somatoblastophobia

Fear of your body suddenly exploding without cause. The name comes from the word Somato, meaning body, and blast a version of exploding.

I have this unusual fear, somatoblastophobia to be exact. I feel as if some how some way no matter where I am I will one day explode.

by FrostRosegoldNightwalker April 25, 2024

Somalied

Forced to undergo female genital mutilation

Sadly, thousands of women are somalied every year.
Synonym: Egypted

by anonymous May 30, 2024

Somali and Indian and Jewish

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.

That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once

by MoBambaspoop December 15, 2024

Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Somalian Flickerjelqing

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

by flickersounder January 31, 2025