Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

Texas Sober

A lifestyle consisting of abstaing from mind and physically altering substances, with the exclusion of tobacco and alcohol.

Man 1: "what's up with all these beer cans and cigarette butts laying around? I thought you were quitting and getting sober?"

Man 2: " Nah man I'm getting Texas Sober"

by Cigarettesucker1913 July 24, 2024

pussy sober

Pussy sober is the sobriety of the vag. It not virginity. You cannot be sober from something you have never had. When one has been drunk on the pussy. Then becomes sober or goes through a wicked dry spell. One becomes Pussy Sober

Bro I have been Pussy sober for to long! Time to get drunk on it! Shots shots shots

by anonymous February 20, 2021

sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.

Those guys are having a sober convo.

by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022

sober-trip

When someone trips out over something while sober.

Bro thinking about life is a sober-trip.

by ILikeAnalFourTwenty69 March 14, 2020