Singapore Ski-Slope

A practical joke in which a person defacates into someones sink or tub, then hides the feces under a thick layer of shaving cream foam. The victim later rinses, or attempts to wipe away what they believe to be a pile of shaving cream, only to discover the suprise turd underneath.

I woke up after a sick party at my house and found a huge pile of shaving cream in my shower. When i turned the shower on and rinsed away the shaving cream there was a pile of sh*t underneath. I was totally Singapore Ski-Sloped!

by Dutch-Oven June 24, 2011

chur-bol-ski

the ultimite in recontion of an idea or bidding in good thanks for some ones good deed or gesture.

person 1. you wana come over and get wasted my shout?
person 2. ohh "chur-bol-ski"!

by bamman banna tan April 23, 2009

White Man's Ski-Mask

A business suit. Doesn't have to be inhabited by any particular race or gender.

I wore the White Man's Ski-Mask to the meeting and closed the deal on those twits.

by dodge madison April 4, 2009

frog in a unicorn ski jacket

An uncoftorble sex position involving toads

"Last night me and my boy friend did the frog in a unicorn ski jacket it was horrible "

by "iron" man September 6, 2016

kick a ski

to smoke a cigarette.
short for kicking back and smoking a buttski
obviously buttski came from brewski since cigarettes and beer go hand in hand. or 1 in each hand at the same time that is!

while sitting in a nonsmoking bar: "yo you wanna go kick a ski?"

by PaulyM December 28, 2007

Ba Ba Ga Nush Ski

very large centerpede that lives in drains around south east asia

ba ba ga nush ski will come out of the drain, mainly drawn to the sound of masterbation and in a deep husky voice will say Ba Ba Ga Nush Ski

by Martin Yagin April 21, 2009

Après ski

When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.

Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place?

by Samsonite27 March 14, 2018