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Something you call someone to confuse the fuck out of them
Houston: You’re such a shotel Tony.
Tony: What’s a shotel? Tell me! What the heck is a shotel? I’m not gonna sleep until I know what it is!
Houston: Retard...
When your friend somehow forgets how to spell "shovel" and realizes its too late because you have already uploaded it to urban dictionary to make fun of him. If you're reading this I got you good 😂
"Shovle? Ima use this against you."
It's a sugar sprinkling device like a tea spoon but shaped like a shovel. Makes my cereal yummy =)
Time for breakfast, pass me the spovel.
Spovel by Crazy Jamin September 20, 2014

I'm gonna shove it up my ass 

another way of saying "I love it so much"
Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

kicked her in the box and shoved her

A rather bizarre expression used by everyone's favourite punk (?) rocker, Avril Lavigne, in an interview with Maxim magazine, in an attempt to show just how hardcore she is. As if the Budweiser drinking and hair wasn't enough! Incidentally, Maxim named the edition this interview took place in "Rocktober". Seriously.
Maxim: When was the last time you had to smack a bitch down?

Avril Lavigne: In a bar a few months ago. Some chick came up to me and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone pushes me, I'm not going to take it.