shemp slap

When you get slapped so hard across the head or face that your hair get's messed up.

Look at Cory's hair, he just got shemp slapped.

by dark1san February 8, 2010

shampafro

Noun: the giant, foamy afro resulting from using too much shampoo to wash your hair.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

shampozzer

A gamer term discribing some-one who allways calls peoplle "noobs" and "hackers" and who isn't very good themselves.

James: NOOB NOOB NOOB NOOB
Gareth: ohhh stop being a shampozzer

by Gareth664 December 4, 2010

Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011

shampoodildo

sending pictures that were false. Usually a person who sends a picture around, making people believe its something else.

To send a shampoodildo picture pertending an object is really another being wide.

by Dr. knobal September 27, 2011

Shampress

most beautiful, outgoing, and wonderful woman you will ever meet. Has bit of an anger issue sometimes but nothing that cant be controled

Man i just saw this girl and i swear she is a total Shampress!!

by Shampoo 2012 December 2, 2011

Shamp

An accelerated shump

"I just shamped all over the wall. It was so fast I nearly died."

by BlackFalcon448 January 6, 2012