THE PERFECT SHIT

Every once in a while everyone experiences the perfect Brown Trout. It's rare but a real thing of beauty. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fart-less masterpiece that breaks the water with the splash-less grace of an Olympic high-diving champion. You use the toilet tissue to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right in the world and that you are in perfect harmony with it.

no farts or splash back, thats the perfect shit!

by BRETT THE HITMAN HOLT June 21, 2012

Shit got real

When a situation changes from the tame and quotidian to the unfamiliar and hazardous, shit gets real. Shit getting real can lead to unexpected and potentially life-threatening consequences. If you believe shit may soon become real, the best thing to do is to get real yourself by staying calm and maintaining an awareness of your surroundings.

"I noticed the guy walking behind me for several blocks was starting to close the distance between us. I made some unusual turns in an attempt to shake him. But he was still following, and was now in spitting distance. And then shit got real."

by Wyrdbyrd September 10, 2011

king shit

in terms of internet slang-
when a man does something good,

he is on his king shit.

robert: i just quit smoking cigs
ali: proud of you. king shit.

by weedstink July 26, 2020

Secondary Shit

Right when you finish taking a huge shit, and you believe that no more shit could possibly come out of your ass, you stand up to either pull your pants up (or wipe if you stand to wipe), and you have to sit right back down again because another piece of shit just showed up.

"Dude you were in there for like 30 minutes!"

"Yeah I know, I had 3 secondary shits"

by Dick Bakerr November 13, 2009

good shit

"good shit" is an expression someone says when they like an action or event that has happened.

Person A: Hey, I'm seeing this band live tomorrow night, how are they?
Person B: Dude, they are amazing live, you're going to have a blast!
Person A: Good shit!

by Oceasar November 14, 2013

Nut shit

Something crazy like, when a bitch says they eat peanut butter and bologna sandwich with pickle juice with sunflower seeds in it as a drink .

YO that hoe on some nut shit

by Dat-nigga-244 March 21, 2019

That's my shit

Something you really like

You ever heard As Long As You Love Me by Justin Bieber??? That's my shit!

by Guccicourt December 10, 2017