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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
mugGet the Bum Shittymug.

huck a shitty

a donut, usually performed in the middle of a residential street by someone with little experience with drifting
Passenger: Huck a shitty in this culdesac!
by stupidmoose October 9, 2021
mugGet the huck a shittymug.

Shitty alchemy

When someone ,most likely a dark alchemist or magician uses witchcraft to manifest poop in your butt as a war tactic to distract, divide, or conquer.
Example: hey Ken just got shit jammed by my super pooper spell. He'll never be able to fend for himself now! What a war tactic, shitty alchemy is!!
by Shitty alchemy June 21, 2021
mugGet the Shitty alchemymug.

Scott Shitty

Where all meth head, crack head, and whores come from. Don’t ever meet or talk to a scott shitty person. You will regret every second of it. The men is what make the shit part of scott shitty. Finishing to fast and not giving a damn about a girl.
Scott shitty Missouri is the worst.

Hey I’m going to Scott shitty
by Member of scott shitty November 28, 2019
mugGet the Scott Shittymug.

shitty mist

When you have diarrhea and have to fart at the same time.
I ate this taco from taco bell and it gave me shitty mist.
by LukeP3 February 23, 2017
mugGet the shitty mistmug.

Shitty Kitty

When a receptive sexual partner does a poor job, or none at all, at cleaning out prior to having anal sex; thus shitting on the insertive partner's penis and/or the bed
"Man, I fucked Gerardo last night, and he shit all over my dick. Had to throw out my Martha Stewart sheets"
"Well duh, they don't call him shitty kitty for nothing"
by Shatonya Sheets October 9, 2021
mugGet the Shitty Kittymug.

Shitty buisness

When something really shitty happens like getting ripped off
jack i went to the store to buy some gas and the guy never gave me my change thats shitty buisness
by jackfrost90 December 27, 2009
mugGet the Shitty buisnessmug.

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